Stolen from !MynaOphelia (https://www.deviantart.com/mynaophelia) because heck I've got some deadies
First, pick three (maybe not-so) dearly departed characters to tortu- I mean interview!
1. Killkik
2. Elijah
3. Marley Patch
So, obvious I guess, but what are you names?
Killkik: Uh, Killkik, hello.
Elijah: *snorts* You already know.
Marley: I'm Sergeant Major Marley Patch.
How old were you when you died?
Killkik: Oof, I dunno. I never knew my birthday, though I guess I was in my early twenties? I dunno man.
Elijah: 45.
Marley: I think I was about 49, I think.
Were you ever even alive, or are you part of a species that technically never lives?
Killkik: What? No, h